I was just at the union with Brian and Andrei. As a result, I am a bit tipsy right now as I write this. Don’t worry, I can still type everything just fine. I haven’t misspelled anything yet. It’s just a bit harder to type everything. But that’s what I wanted to talk about. The whole “being drunk…whooooo!!!!” thing. I don’t get it. I don’t feel happier. My quality of life isn’t significantly enhanced. I didn’t feel happier than normal then and I don’t feel happier than normal now. I just wonder why there’s so much allure behind being intoxicated now that i’ve pulled back the proverbial curtain to find the proverbial man behind said curtain yelling, “Pay no attention to said proverbial man behind said proverbial curtain!!” Okay, maybe hopalicious just makes me type weird shit like that. But then again, I don’t need hopalicious to make me type weird shit. Look at any of my previous posts. I don’t think any of them were typed under the influence of hopalicious or any other type of alcoholic beverage or mind-altering substance (except maybe caffeine, which doesn’t really count). I’d much, much rather get wasted on caffeine than alcohol. That said, let’s have a tea party. And not the type of tea party where the fat old white people walk around with signs saying “Obama hates white people,” scream for the sake of screaming, and then scream some more when people accuse them of being racists. I’d make myself some earl gray right now but it’s almost 1 AM and I’d like to get to sleep sometime in the near future.
