there was this one guy from my high school whose name was scott walker. he was pretty cool, and he ran cross country. i don’t know what he’s doing right now, but unfortunately, he’s not the scott walker who is currently our governor.
there’s another guy named scott walker who apparently sells real estate in the madison area. his real estate signs say “NOT the governor.” other than that, i know nothing about him. but nevertheless, unfortunately, he’s not the scott walker who is currently our governor.
there are probably dozens of other scott walkers in wisconsin, and since I’m only postulating their existences, i know nothing about any of them. but alas, unfortunately, none of them are the scott walker who is currently our governor.
poor fat man.
