“I always find myself sitting near Amanda. I haven’t talked to her in over a year since we had to do that project together. I don’t have anything against her, it’s just that there’s no reason to talk to her.”
“Old men have this strange obsession with the weather that I’ll probably never understand.”
“Her name’s ________and (how else can I say this?) she looks like a mushroom. ”
“It seems like these scuba people all were either pirates in another life or wish they were. One of them has a pirate hat.”
“This is why our TA, Liga, probably hates us. She may even hate everybody.”
”Never would I have thought I’d miss a middle-aged Korean immigrant this much.”
“I sit down, get some coffee from the employee who looks like Chuck Norris or the hipster-goth looking girl. Chuck Norris will make me drink the coffee or else I get roundhouse kicked!”
“I can hear other people talk in discussion. Say, the gray-haired girl with the mystical voice.”
”Anthony and I have concluded that black people hate ecology. I don’t know why.”
“Apparently there’s also a guy named Hutlu. As in “What if you run out of air on your dive? Hutlu? What do you do?” I don’t know what I would do if I were Hutlu.”
(In this post, I think I also mentioned the word “hipster” at least two dozen times…)
