conversations that kinda go like this:
other person: so you’re in a band? what kind of music do you play
me: something alternative something….(mumble as much as possible)… ish piano rock
other person: oh do you mean like elton john? billy joel? ben folds? etc etc insert another name of shitty piano artist here
me: *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* billy folds/joel elton/ben john/dylan kobs/dylan kotoro SHIT i should study p-chem
other person: (i’ll make a mental note to stay away….very far away)
random child: AKSJHDFASAASAAHHHHRHEHRGEJRHKELRJHGLKJERHKUHIUHIOUASHIOUSHOIUAHSDOIUASHALOOK AT ME DADDY!!!!!!!
me: (ohhh, poor guy should have just used a condom…. or maybe bought the higher-quality kind)
eeeowheeeeeyy
