

young guy discussing job searches with his dad:
“it’s in strotton… strotton, wisconsin, spelled s, t, o, u, g, h, t, o, n… strotton.”
“no, dad, i can’t work for the FBI. I have a restraining order. I need to get that dropped first.”
“i’m not gonna put my previous college in there because i failed out… almost failed out…”
(of Green Bay? why the hell are you in madison then??)
(giving an older guy his business card): “I’ve also got facebook. You don’t have facebook.”