I ain't never gonna tell ya where the cornbread at



overheard at borders

young guy discussing job searches with his dad:

“it’s in strotton… strotton, wisconsin, spelled s, t, o, u, g, h, t, o, n… strotton.”

“no, dad, i can’t work for the FBI. I have a restraining order. I need to get that dropped first.”

“i’m not gonna put my previous college in there because i failed out… almost failed out…”

(of Green Bay? why the hell are you in madison then??) 

(giving an older guy his business card): “I’ve also got facebook. You don’t have facebook.”

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