I ain't never gonna tell ya where the cornbread at



lifestyle differences after moving out

tea drinking: up 800%

i don’t know why i drink so much more tea when i’m not living with my parents, but i become a serial tea drinker.

MSNBC watching: down 300%

and the rest of TV watching for that matter. which is generally a good thing, but i do like watching the news. however this means dad will have to find someone else to complain about republicans to.

Dad:”Nitro! What are these republicans thinking?!?! The hypocrisy!!”

Nitro: “eh eh eh eh eh!” (feed me)

cooking: up 120%

the paradox. move away from a dybdahl’s classic kitchen to a small apartment galley and i find myself having to use it more. i shouldn’t say “having to use it,” i love to cook anyway. maybe the reason i’m singing that K-O’s song “every day is saturday night, but I can’t wait for sunday morning” is because I can’t wait to cook at savory sunday. it makes me want to start another similar organization wherever I end up moving to.

great lectures courses: up 200%

i started econ! it’s so interesting. i kind of wish i had majored in it instead of stupid biochem. but then, it’s a good sign that my job is specialized (generating c. elegans finn-1 GFP males and conducting multigenerational screens for RNAi inheritance genes) because it leads to a more efficient, productive society. division of labor, bitches! kinda sad how the more self-sufficient citizens are at hunting, gathering, producing food, living off the land, sheltering/clothing themselves, the poorer their society usually is. Sorry, Janice Musick. But what she doesn’t get paid in money she (more than?) makes up for with feeling connected with the earth and peace of mind. And lots of amazing, fresh vegetables. Why does everybody seem to like fruits more than vegetables? I never understood that.

Disney princess population in bathroom: up infinite %