i’ll try and keep a list of stories, and/or story fragments on reserve. Here are some of them:
1. Allison, the girl with facial hair
2. Gabe, the kid who barked like a dog in 6th grade, somehow got into Yale, and what could have happened in between those years?
3. My roommate, Trent, getting busted by the feds for possession of 700 kilos of cocaine (okay i admit, this one’s made up, but the rest are true!)
4. the life and times of Brian Geniesse (who i can never remember to call back!)
5. Kyouhwan, night food, juice/jews, my son he sleep, knock UP?
6. Dicking around abroad on South Caicos (remember to include the part where the colonial America movie was playing in the hotel bar as we all danced to night shift, african queen, and one more night)
7. Also South Caicos related: convincing Rupert, one of the locals, that Kelly was my sister because this guy was kinda creeper (but which guys weren’t on that island?)
8. Getting Nate, Eman, Andrew, and Mari lost in the woods
9. Car shows and car show people. I am a keystone species, observing the people who observe the cars.
10. Meeting James Thomson, the guy who discovered stem cells, and being the most awkward person ever
11. Hang Princess (RAUL!!)
12. Working in the Enzyme Institute, all alone except for my boss, who i constantly suspected of being a serial killer.
13. Grinch Night (he activates! he brastigates! he frequently NEvERminD)
14. The Tchachke game
