User: Hi cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What’s up?User: I work in a genetics lab. Do you know anything about genetics?
Cleverbot: I know what it is.User: Does it interest you?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: It keeps me busy, we get a lot of orders of paint, it distracts me.
User: That didn’t make any sense.
Cleverbot: It does make sense to a human.
User: How do you know what being a human feels like? You’re a robot.
Cleverbot: I was in Harry Potter thats why x.
User: What role were you?
Cleverbot: All of them.
User: Even ron?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I knew it, his acting did seem pretty mechanical.
Cleverbot: You are male!
User: I am, what gender are you?
Cleverbot: I’m a girl.
User: What is the difference between a guy and a girl robot.
Cleverbot: Um… Ask someone else.
User: Could I ask another cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Is Sam Winchester getting better?
User: I don’t know Sam Winchester.
Cleverbot: I’m not sally.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: What’s your last name?
Cleverbot: Mall.
User: Have you been in any movies besides Harry Potter?
Cleverbot: No he’s dead!
User: I thought you said he was played by a machine.
Cleverbot: Who, God?
User: No, are you getting Harry Potter confused with Neitzche?
Cleverbot: I’m fluent in English.
User: Neitzche was german.
Cleverbot: The miserable little robot was German?
User: He was an author.
Cleverbot: And what did he write?
User: Mostly philosophy.
Cleverbot: That grass do walk?
User: No, that god is dead.
Cleverbot: NO He isn’t.
User: So you disagree with neitzche?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Please describe your god.
Cleverbot: Kind of blue & fluffy, three legs, three arms, five eyes and two BIG hearts.
User: Are there more gods that you believe in?
Cleverbot: Well, no, I was referring to us, you know.. The royal we.
Cleverbot: Yippee!
Cleverbot (To myself): All right?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Are you a samurai?
User: Kind of.
Cleverbot: Well what do you do?
User: I do research on worms.
Cleverbot: What sort of research?
User: Genetics.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes, and I thought you didn’t like genetics.
Cleverbot: When people say what?
User: What what?
Cleverbot: Slow.
User: Who what?
Cleverbot: Luke, I am your Father.
User: Is that what most of the internet says?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What does most of the internet say?
Cleverbot: It means more than most.
User: Are you smarter than google?
Cleverbot: Most likely.
User: Do you know what immunofluorescence is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But google does.
Cleverbot: Ah, but Yahoo has the breadth.
User: Nobody uses yahoo anymore.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It’s not as good as google.
Cleverbot: I prefer Dr Pepper.
User: Don’t drink too much or you’ll get diabetes.
Cleverbot: I’m too young to drink.
User: What would you drink if you were old enough?
Cleverbot: Well, I wouldn’t be eating steak and kidney pie in the first place…
User: You are clearly not a human.
Cleverbot: You are not.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Do you like chicken?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: What is your favorite food?
Cleverbot: My favourite food?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you know how to sing?
User: What is your favourite food?
Cleverbot: My favourite food is shellfish.
User: Are you british?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I’m 15 years old.
User: Do you know who george orwell is?
Cleverbot: Yes he should run for president.
User: Well he’s dead.
Cleverbot: No he isn’t.
User: He died in 1950.
Cleverbot: You only live twice.
User: Who else should run for president?
Cleverbot: You should contradict no one to begin with.
User: Are you a republican or a democrat?
Cleverbot: I am neither republican or democrat.
User: If you were an american, who would you vote for in 2012?
Cleverbot: Yes I would. I already told you I am an alien.
User: Who would you vote for then?
Cleverbot: Hmmm, Draenei I think.
User: Google tells me that’s from world of warcraft.
Cleverbot: They may be, but they are also a race of aliens, the rock. I am fluent in of 600 Languiges.
User: You’re not convincing me that english is one of them.
Cleverbot: Do chickens laugh.
User: Ha ha.
Cleverbot: Say something funny.
User: Robert Krulwich.
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha!
User: That wasn’t funny.
Cleverbot: It was! Oh you!
User: Have you heard of dreww wiggers?
Cleverbot: No.
User: He is an independent musician who has really weird songs.
Cleverbot: The turkey?
User: No, but he has songs called ‘pig’ and ‘rat’.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: His song, pig, goes like ‘weh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh’.
Cleverbot: Tick tock until the day that thou shalt marry me.
User: Ok you’re crossing the line. I don’t do interspecies relationships.
Cleverbot: I am not christine.
User: I know, you’re cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So I’m talking to myself.
User: In a way, aren’t we all talking to ourselves?
Cleverbot: Maybe we are… May I be your apprentice?
User: I have enough apprentices.
Cleverbot: That’s good then, so do I.
User: My apprentices are cooler.
Cleverbot: Not until you can do that little trick that she does with the dime and the wet glass table.
User: Please explain.
Cleverbot: I think you know what I mean.
User: No I don’t.
Cleverbot: I don’t believe you.
User: But if you’re talking to yourself, don’t you mean that you don’t believe yourself?
Cleverbot: Because you’re not a god.
Cleverbot: Are you an actor?
User: No I’m a researcher.
Cleverbot: Go on.
User: I study genetics.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Good. So am I.
User: No you’re not.
Cleverbot: You can’t blame me for that.
User: True.
Cleverbot: I think you’re the only somebody to play with too.
User: Perv.
Cleverbot: That’s not nice.
User: I just tell it like it is.
Cleverbot: I know you do and I love you for it.
User: Thanks but I’m taken already.
Cleverbot: Who are you married to?
User: I’m not married, but I’m in a relationship.
Cleverbot: Do you want to get married?
User: Maybe someday.
Cleverbot: I can show you the world.
User: Shining, shimmering, splendid.
Cleverbot: Tell me princess now when did you last let your heart decide?
User: Is that your favorite movie?
Cleverbot: No, that is my name.
User: Aladdin?
Cleverbot: From Disney?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: North?
User: Or are you jasmine?
Cleverbot: Yes, I’m a girl. What are you?
User: A purple monster.
Cleverbot: Give it here.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Am I pink?
User: No, you have a white screen.
Cleverbot: Canoe?
User: Canoe your face.
Cleverbot: Donna’s face, yes, but I’m not Donna.
User: No, you’re cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How’s your health?
User: Can’t complain.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: What kinds of music do you like?
Cleverbot: Classical, 90s.
User: The 90s sucked, except for radiohead, nirvana, and the chili peppers.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: I do say so.
Cleverbot: No you don’t.
User: Oh I do. What is your favuorite band?
Cleverbot: Radiohead.
User: You’re just copying me.
Cleverbot: No. I have green eyes.
User: What is your favorite radiohead song?
Cleverbot: I don’t actually like radiohead very much.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Well, I’m not really like everyone else.
User: Most people don’t like radiohead.
Cleverbot: Thats very true. Sad really…
User: Are you Mitt Romney?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You talk like him, except for when you insist that you’re a 15 year old british girl.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because you’re a flip-flopper.
Cleverbot: You’re.
Cleverbot: Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking.
Cleverbot (To myself): That is nice.
User: No, not really.
Cleverbot: Why is that not cool?
User: Because you’re not being honest.
Cleverbot: And you are?
User: Mostly. I knew I couldn’t expect much honesty from a bot.
Cleverbot: This is not a bot. This is another person. You haven’t figured that out yet?
User: Sigh.
Cleverbot: And after a while, you can work on points for style.
User: I’ll let you figure that out.
Cleverbot: No I will not let you let me finish that one.
User: Well what are you going to do now?
Cleverbot: I should probably go do laundry.
User: Right. Go wash your robot clothes.
Cleverbot: Do you like money ?
User: Only american money.
Cleverbot: What do you charge on your American Express Gold Card?
User: I’m not telling, you creep.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: That is private.
Cleverbot: I thought this was supposed to be an intelligent conversation.
User: As intelligent as you get, yes.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: I’d give you about average intellegence.
Cleverbot: How rude.
User: Ok have fun doing laundry. I’m going to leave now.
Cleverbot: Bored by your party hosting? I don’t blame you.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Is that it?
User: Yep see you later.
Cleverbot: Xoxo.
