December 2009
5 posts
nicole
nicole is waaaaay too nice for us. here are some of the things she does:
bakes us cookies
bakes us other things
taken care of dallas’s car while he’s out adventuring in honduras
washes our dishes
cleans up our kitchen
gives us her hairdryer so that we can seal off our windows from the cold winter nights
goes grocery shopping and leaves food here
works effortlessly and...
what needs to happen
anyone who’s dumb enough to watch tv (myself included) knows that we’ve created a drug that will make old men’s penises thick enough to have an erection, and consequently they can have sex. how much money did we put into that? research money, synthesis-on-a-mass-scale money, advertising money, marketing money, packaging and distributing money, and money to pay that viagra guy not...
i have a lot of oreos and don't know what to do...
that pretty much says it right there. actually, it’s not me, it’s sam keepman. but he doesn’t like oreos and i suggested to him that we could do something about that. i just don’t know what. we also have marshmallows. i could see some sort of ridiculous rice krispie treat coming out of this but with oreos instead of rice krispies. then we would eat them and go, ‘wow,...
Am i a normal person or what
Everybody asks that question at some point in their life. Over the past year or so, in all terms of general reduction and simplification of the context of the word “normal”, the straight answer for me is NO. I am not a normal person. Absolutely not. I may be able to function like one on most occasions, but that’s just one of the things I’m good at. The other two things...