January 2009
12 posts
wierd dreams
my wierd dreams come in spurts for some reason. this has been another one of those spurts. A few nights ago I dreamt that I was heading to the caribbean with my family, and our plane landed on the water. it was a boat. and then I met Lindsey Lohan because she had a house nearby. that was cool. A night or so after that, I had a dream that I was back at the Zarembas. Leland’s friend was over,...
A big thank you to everyone who has taught me...
It’s 2 AM but I’m apparently a bit of an insomniac. Instead of thinking about things that make absolutely no sense (like if there is such a thing as a permanent chest hair removal surgery, and if there is, how it would work) I thought my time might as well be spent blogging it up. After all, if I make it to old man status I’ll cherish these… or I’ll laugh my ass off...
I think I'll build my next house...out of Legos
I’ve been living in the basement level of this lovely house for just over five months now, but I am still amazed by its quality. My two roommates, who live upstairs, are too. The upstairs is a different unit, and it’s occupied by a chubby but nevertheless very nice girl and her black lab. But seriously. Here’s what this house has going for it.
We have the main unit in the...
a better way to waste your time...
I decided today to deactivate my facebook account.
It’s like commiting a virtual suicide. You wipe out all your wall posts, messages sent and received, and photos. You cannot facebook-stalk anyone anymore. You cannot even communicate with them. I imagine the legions of ex-facebook friends who are grieving right now: “why? why, Scott? You were so young…. had everything going for...
A list of things that are OVERRATED!!! (archive!)
Intermission: a list of things that are OVERRATED. Ironically, the ones I do not explain I am actually serious about. My rantings for those will come later because I actually feel strongly about those topics, and will probably continue to do so for a long time. To keep this entry lightly bitter (by my standards) I will refrain from their discussion.
1. Coldplay. This band has about the timbral...
Augusta, WI (archive!)
Journey to the center of the most boring place on earth
(brief visit to Augusta, WI to visit grandma)
Today
Breakfast was greenbush donuts. Amazing greenbush donuts. Mom and Samantha picked me up and we headed on the road for Augusta. Stopped by Perkins for more breakfast food. God, I’ve been eating so much shit lately. At least no diabetes or extreme obesity yet. After Samantha and I played some...
Obama Wins!!!! (Archive)
it’s nov. 4, what do you think the subject is??? (well, technically nov 5)
This will probably end up my least bitter post on here, probably ever. I knew that despite how busy I was, there was no way that I’d be getting my homework done tonight. I was at Borders tutoring from 8 to 10, so I was anxious to get back to a tv on campus and pretend to maybe get some work done while really...
My family and christmas time (archive!)
Me and my family (the extended edition) 12/27/08
I’m here at my grandma’s with my family and Aunt Susan, Uncle Rich, and my cousin Stephanie. How many times have you noticed how generally unused handicapped parking spaces are? Why the hell do people who design parking lots allocate such an overproportionate number of handicapped spaces if they consistently go unused? It’s not like storeowners are...
A list of the best songs ever (archive!)
This represents my OPINION!!!!! I say this because some people forget that. For example: There are a disturbing amount of youtube videos about non-controversial things like butterflies found in a garden, or a large man grilling chicken outside on his patio. Nearly ninety percent of videos with comments inevitably become consumed by extremists. Like a hypothetical video about a man grilling...
I ain't never gonna tell you where the cornbread...
…so don’t ask me. You’re not gonna get away with it. The story of my blogging career goes as such: i had one last year that i hardly wrote in. I remember showing a certian person (we’ll call them Banthafodder as a code name) the blog, then, forgetting that I had, proceeded to write libelious remarks about them. In case you were wondering, they were justfully deserved. (Do...
The Turks and Caicos! family vacation 2008
24 March 2008 @ 08:27 pm
family vacation in the Turks and Caicos!
Vacation Journal!!!!
My family (mom, dad, and 15 year old sister Samantha) and I went to the turks and caicos for spring break, and like I always do when we go somewhere really cool, I decided to keep a vacation journal. It’s kind of long and boring, and I rant a lot and am even pretty bitter in some places....
